Tuesday, August 26, 2008

YES! i want this IMMEDIATELY!!!



Saturday, August 23, 2008

i think my mind just EXPLODED!...

what appeared to be an lcd of some sort ended up being an amazing display of unity..... because it's solely comprised of PEOPLE!!!!! (and to think i can't even get to the gym on time.....)

whips i'd like to ghost ride...

*coming soon!*

Holy shit!

I kid you not, steven seagall has two dogs named "chaos" and "fist"...

that's f'in chuck norris worthy...
(www.chucknorrisfacts.com)

Friday, August 22, 2008

oh my god - why???!

p.s. - i found this picture while searching google for "crustaceans"...

My personalized "Hallmark Card" of the week!



for advanced bloggers who need a challenge







amazing stop motion food fight war, complete with gore!!!

Some great shit i found today...

"See, white people be gettin out the box like this... But black people be gettin out the box like this!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaand.....Jazz hands!"

"...and that is where oscars come from."

 "Anthrax the Musical!"

IT'S A TRICK!!!

these orphaned piglets are trying to trick this poor tiger, but everybody knows that tigers love bacon - so i'm sure it won't last long....

what the living fuck is going on here??!?!!?!!!

...

... GAY!
(notice how the guy's red shorts say "MRS.")


When business go WILD! with play-on-words, that is...

haw haw...






*(oh man, this one's almost too much to handle...)


Wednesday, August 20, 2008

This is forever.....

this was the tattoo of adam duritz from counting crows that i saw that inspired my first post of terrible tattoo ideas... it was listed as 
"I immediately regret this decision..." and rightfully so...

WTF? #2

This nightmarish beast of a creature is real, it's called a coconut crab and can crush coconuts (and probably skulls too) with it's monstrous pinchers...


this would be a pretty important thing to remember, so this smart girl is taking notes...




a woman scorned?




ha!  i found this image listed as "freudian candy" as they are apparantly supposed to be lighthouses...


Friday, August 15, 2008

segway chase

Some kind of cat performance piece (with awesome music)



i don't get it, but it is pretty awesome... and they're super fluffy and tiny and cute!!!

these monkey's amazing ice skating skills make me shamful that i haven't done more with my life...

A goat that yells like a man...

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Jamie Foxx's angry nazi boogie board

Jamie Foxx and his Angry Nazi Boogie board...



awesome moustaches and beards


P.S. - check out the shag carpet on this guy's chest!  




And one of my favorite moustache related video clips:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pbfs2lYM2sQ

Friday, August 8, 2008

Grrr... (annually)

hilarious internet penis q&a...

This is an excellent question I'm sure most of my male comrades have often pondered...

And then there's some poor kid in need of guidance asked only to be blighted with asshole answers by people mentally his age but but in actuality are probably as old as my dad.  (which are hilariously cruel!)



P.S. -  peep some of their 'clever' handles... (a**hole1984, jackin4U [who was clearly searching for penis references anyway], cabinet69 [wtf?]...)

The javanese Batman from Singapore...

WTF? #1

I know that I personally don't like rains of babies, so I don't really blame this dude for being so bothered...  Perhaps the person who made this statue did it in commemoration of a lost loved one due to a terrible storm of infants...


Weird Factor: huge. tiny baby jockeys with invisible whips in their hands riding carrots : ON A CAKE!!!

I type in "what to do if inside of grill gets wet" and then dirty minded google comes back and says "Did you mean: what to do if inside of girl gets wet?" ...nasty, nasty google thoughts... and as if i'd need to google that anyway, i'm all set.


yayyy!!!

True, this is a terrible tattoo idea, but i think it belongs under the category of WTF? much, much more...

Bad tattos pt. 1

"I immediately regret this decision." This was the title for one of my favorite blog posts about bad tattoos i saw a while back which gave me the awesome idea to search for them now and then. These are what I've found thus far...

this one pretty much speaks for itself!

tattoo typos are "awsome"...

whoa...that right there is grounds for a restraining order!

this one's actually kind of awesome....i'd totally live in that house, but there appears to be no bathroom...

ahh, the trailer trash tattoo of the new era...

i just don't get this one at all! maybe this dude just shares my undying love for breakfast...

cheeseburger in paradise... it took me a few days to figure that one out!

friendly jail tats for computer repair guys...

and finally, zombie bat james brown... on this dude's chest...
* PS - that photo is from his mug shot, no joke! *